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Myspace Deleting Underage Profiles

This is a post I've been meaning to make for a while now.

In case you didn't hear this gem about Myspace deleting Underage profiles, It apparantly doesnt just apply to the youngins.  Anyone who lies about their profile gets their profile deleted. 

There is this kid Nick, who is a friend of Bern's family, who is one of those annoying kids that just bug the crap out of you.  So one day I noticed his Myspace profile age was set as 22 years old. So as a joke, i reported him.  Within a week, he got the following E-mail.

Subject: MySpace Account Cancellation

Please note that you do not meet the required age limit as per MySpace.com's Terms of Service, or you have misrepresented your
age on the MySpace.com system.
We deleted your account because you have violated the Terms of Service.
Do not create another account on MySpace.com until you reach the required age, or use the correct age on your profile if you are old enough to have an account.

If you meet our required age limit, please sign up with your correct age.
Thank you,

And as a reward, i got this E-mail about a week later.


Thank you for reporting this profile. The profile in question is
scheduled to be deleted.

Thank you,


Now isn't a little unfair that the first step is account deletion.  It even states in that first E-mail, that the account age could have been entered in-correctly.  So what if someone does accidently enter the wrong age, and they eventually get caught.  It's a bit unfair that they delete the account first thing IMHO.  At the very least, there should be a stern warning E-mail before the deletion step.  Myspace has once again, become a giant douche bag.

As long as we are talking about Myspace, go download the Brand New MyspaceIM that you will never use.  And go buy the Myspace phone, so you can send out brainless bulletins while you are AFK.

I should just go back to boycotting Myspace, the whole thing makes no sense.


9 responses

  1. As per the Myspace phone…Helio? The same geniuses behind that “Firefly” thing? With the mommy button and the daddy button? Oh god. Just what we need. MOBILE BULLETINS. Jesus fucking christ. It’s bad enough I’m practically addicted to Myspace already. I need like myspace detox.

    Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 11:11 am

  2. lmao. wtf will people do with a fucking myspaz phone…

    Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 3:48 pm

  3. this person is lieing about there age they are actually 35 and they said they were 14 http://www.myspace.com/love_krayziebone

    Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 4:25 am

  4. Brooklyn Brewster

    How do I delete my myspace account?????

    Friday, January 26, 2007 at 7:55 pm

  5. I don’t won’t it anymore

    Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 8:47 pm

  6. It’s not like I work for myspace or something (god forbid). The link in my previous comment should prove sufficient.

    Sunday, January 28, 2007 at 12:59 am

  7. myspace is like the plaque now days

    Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 9:54 am

  8. my age is 44 and no 15. in the website 1965 and no 1994. can you wryte the year correct?

    Saturday, September 19, 2009 at 3:14 pm

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