Random nonsense

An Open Letter To Movie Goers

Dear asshole in my peripheral vision,
Turn off your damn bluetooth headset. The blinking light is more annoying than if you were actually talking on it.

Dear bitch to my right,
Stop predicting plot twists and than bragging to your friends that you “told them so”. They can figure out the movie on their own.

Dear casual martial arts fan behind me.
Everyone knows about Drunken Master style. You aren’t anything special

Sincerly,
Matthew McCullough
Casual and Humble Movie Goer

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2 responses

  1. So how was the Forbidden Kingdom? I want to see it – if only they would remove the white guy from the film.

    Monday, April 21, 2008 at 9:50 am

  2. Yeah the fighting and the story inside of China was great, but its kind lame how they connect the Future American kid to the real plot of the film. Jackie Chan has some great comedy lines in the movie too.

    Monday, April 21, 2008 at 10:15 am

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